The following livestream was intercepted by Anomaleaks and contains information classified by the United States government. The purpose of livestreaming this particular encounter is unknown, but it's possible that Agent Butler was showing off.
Transcription of CIA Livestream - 16 / 08 / 2019
I absolutely love London. I'm gonna miss it.
In a few minutes about six guys are gonna come through that door. I suppose I've begun underestimating my opponents. I will never be able to make that mistake again. My name is Louis Butler. My agent number is 50932. The people that are coming to kill me are with the NBC. Maybe they're not coming to kill me. But I'm not going to give them the opportunity. This is going to be my last will and testament.
Around me right now are six years of secrets, carefully collected, collated, and organized. When those men get to the door I will press a detonator. There’ll be nothing left of them, me, or the secrets. My only regret will be that I won’t be able to kill more NBC agents.
You might be asking yourself, "Why is a CIA agent operating in London? Aren't they our allies?". Or you might be asking yourself "Why is the Radiological, Chemical, and Biological Defense Agency of the Eastern Federation about to break down a door in London?". These are both very good questions.
A better question might even be, "How are you able to broadcast this?". The answer to that is that they are morons. I think they might be new. A little bit more experience working in a modern world would've helped them a lot here. When they found this place, they cut the phone lines. They didn't cut the cable. They're not using cell phone jammers.
Sometimes I have to ask myself why we don't just go to war already. They have no idea what's in store for them in a conventional fight. Can you imagine going into a tank battle with no GPS? Or no night vision? Can you imagine trying to live in the modern world without the Internet?
But that's not important right now. Because when those six guys with guns show up, it doesn't matter if they don't know what a meme is. That door is not gonna keep them out.
I've already e-mailed a copy of all documents associated with the London base of operations. Included are documents of every anomaly I could get my hands on before retreating to Britain. I can only assume that there's something in those files that the NBC does not want the United States of America to find out about.
Sadly I haven't had time to look through them and find out what it is they're trying to keep from you. But the Eastern Federation doesn't get to win this one. We've known for a long time they've had agents working inside United States. But this is the first time I've ever heard about an attack on an actual CIA black site. If they're willing to do this now, I am very worried about what tomorrow might bring.
But that will not matter in about 60 seconds. Tell Rhonda I always had a crush on her. Tell Alex I think he's an asshole.
Here comes the boom.
Sources:
Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian
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